Below Private is a copy of the Umbrella Army Oath that you have agreed to live by. We expect all personnel to live by this Oath and so should you discover that a Comrade or Auxiliary is not doing so then it is your duty to report this to us immediately so that we can investigate.
I , pledge allegiance not to Umbrella, nor to its managers or shareholders but to the UK’s small to medium size businesses and entrepreneurs.I know that the men and woman in the trenches of small to medium size businesses are the back bone of our economy, paying over 60% of the countries taxes, providing jobs and leading the way in innovation and progress, playing a key role in keeping Britain great and one of the most desirable countries in the world to live and work. It is therefore my duty to help these heroes not just survive but thrive.I can appreciate that Brexit is a nerve racking event for many, not least small businesses and so I will take it upon myself to equip them with whatever Umbrella tools they need to ensure that they prosper in the post-brexit world.I will be relentless in seeking out, speaking with and introducing Umbrella’s time saving and money making services to any entrepreneurs or small business owner who I genuinely believe would benefit from plugging their business into Umbrella.
However nothing is more important then my honour and integrity. I refuse to even attempt to recruit any business when I am not 100% confident that plugging their business into Umbrella would save them time and/or make them money. Regardless of my personal financial cirumstances, desire for additional residual income or the incentives provided by Umbrella, I pledge only to profit when there is a clear win/win outcome. I refuse to operate on a win/lose basis.
I have no issue in enlisting friends, family or others into the Umbrella Army when I, hand on heart believe that they to could make a success operating their own Field Operations Centre and generate a generous second or full time income. I again, will not compromise my intergrity and introduce those into the Umbrella Army when I suspect they likely do not have what it takes to have a succesfull carer in the Army.
I also pledge to align myself with the Conscious Capitalism philosophy and will actively seek out recruits and comrades who do not just care about maximising their own profits and market share but are just as passionate about the other stakeholders including staff, the environment, doing something to help those less fortunate then themselves, paying their fair share of taxes and investing in the future of Britain.
I also see my participation in the Umbrella Army as more than just a vehicle to achieve my financial dreams, I pledge to spare whatever time, money and energy I can to help the less fortunate. Whether that be helping entrepreneurs in third world countries with a leg up, bringing clean water to those who desperately need it or efforts through my own charity initiatives, I promise to help where I can.
I appreciate that the level of success that I achieve through the Umbrella Army is directly linked to how much support Umbrella can continue to provide to recruits. I therefore pledge to report back to Command with ongoing field intelligence on what frustrations recruits are having in their day to day lives, provide candid feedback on when Umbrella falls short of expectations and pass on any ideas for new services that I have which could allow Umbrella to evolve and provide even greater value to the recruits and comrades on the front line.
Whilst I am free to partner with other organisations who offer different products and services although on my honour I promise not to sell or promote any other organisation who supplies the same or similar services to Umbrella Business Support Ltd. I understand that doing so is considered by Command to be treason.
I pledge to uphold the Umbrella Army oath and to give 110% effort at all times. I understand that breaking this Oath will mean discharge from the Umbrella Army and whilst I would continue to receive the residual income from recruits and comrades enlisted before discharge as usual I understand that I would no longer be authorised to introduce any further recruits or comrades or receive any income from them.
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